Patient and doctor :D haha

this is really funny one
I heard it today,and I didn't know it at first
but now I got it!!
and I laugh for a while


Patient: It's been two weeks since my last visit and I still don't feel any better.
Doctor: I don't understand it. Did you follow the instructions on the pills I gave you?
Patient: I sure did. It said "Keep this bottle tightly closed."

Oh!
That's too funny.
I laughed for a while,and my sister said I am stupid.

haha,really funny,right?

Is that funny!?
Or maybe that I don't understand very much.

Doctor, doctor, I've been stung by a bee. Shall I put some ointment on it?
Don't be silly - it must be miles away by now.

Doctor, doctor, I've fallen in love with Dracula.
Hmm... sounds like love at first bite.

Doctor, doctor, I've only fifty-nine seconds to live.
Hold on, I'll be with you in a minute.

Uh ,it so funny .
I told to my sisters ,and we laugh together !

But my mom didn't understand that joke .